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Hilarious story. Check it.

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So I'm at the bar last night right? I have a few and start talkin to this fiiiiiine lil lady. Absolute model material right? So I buy her a few drinks and we take a cab to her place. We're stumbling around doing the drunken mating ritual when we finally get to her room and get this... It's decked from floor to ceiling with Georgia Tech gear. I've never dropped a lady so fast in my life. Literally dropped her on the floor and walked out. Lmfao!!!
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Ha! You are a stronger man than most, Scott. Hilarious!!
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David Lake said...
Ha! You are a stronger man than most, Scott. Hilarious!!

It's funny too because GT is my absolute least favorite team of all time. So I saw that and couldn't have been more disgusted!!! Lol
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bad move ,my dudes ...
I would have bang her just like
we(The Canes) bang GT and that weak offense system
for pass 3 years.....
never miss a chance to score on the opponent
remember you play to Win the GAME>>>>>>>>

This post was edited by Canesstar133898 on 8/4/2012 at 4:16 PM
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Envy the past, Fear the future
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"There's going to be a lot of people who didn't stand with us who are going to be remembered for not standing with us." - Al Golden
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scott_chritton said...
So I'm at the bar last night right? I have a few and start talkin to this fiiiiiine lil lady. Absolute model material right? So I buy her a few drinks and we take a cab to her place. We're stumbling around doing the drunken mating ritual when we finally get to her room and get this... It's decked from floor to ceiling with Georgia Tech gear. I've never dropped a lady so fast in my life. Literally dropped her on the floor and walked out. Lmfao!!!

I don't believe you man... I just don't
R.I.P Sean Taylor.
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SMH. I knew there was something wrong with you!
The attitude of the Real U.
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Canes"star" said...
bad move ,my dudes ...
I would have bang her just like we(The Canes) bang GT and that weak offense system
for pass 3 years.....
never miss a chance to score on the opponent
remember you play to Win the GAME>>>>>>>>

maybe I'm wrong Scott
Did she hit you with the
that's $20 for a back rub
$40 dirty knee
$60 for happy ending
I kid ,I kid............
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So I'm at the bar last night right? I have a few and start talkin to this fiiiiiine lil lady. Absolute model material right? So I buy her a few drinks and we take a cab to her place. We're stumbling around doing the drunken mating ritual when we finally get to her room and get this... It's decked from floor to ceiling with Georgia Tech gear. I've never dropped a lady so fast in my life. Literally dropped her on the floor and walked out. Lmfao!!!

Im sorry, I love the U as much as the next guy but something is wrong with this story.
Model material, "mating ritual" going on, GT gear and you run from
One or both of these apply to you:
1. Your're either lying
2. Your're scared of
Which is it Scott? Got pics?
You know the rule... Pics or GTFO, Just saying.
Or is it 3
3. She was a him? I would prefer you say 3, you can save your man card and integrity, JMO
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Staff can we ban Scott from ITT ?
R.I.P Sean Taylor.
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abs_da_don said...
Staff can we ban Scott from ITT ?

I would consider this a bannable offense...
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Lol no sir. I didn't think to take pictures. Ok model material maybe not. But she was hot and had a nice butt. Lol but sorry. GT isn't cool with me. Shit FSU I coulda dealt with.
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Lol no sir. I didn't think to take pictures. Ok model material maybe not. But she was hot and had a nice butt. Lol but sorry. GT isn't cool with me. Shit FSU I coulda dealt with.

I don't think we could be friends anymore man....
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Lol no sir. I didn't think to take pictures. Ok model material maybe not. But she was hot and had a nice butt. Lol but sorry. GT isn't cool with me. Shit FSU I coulda dealt with.

So, let me get this straight...
Cute/good looking girl all over Scott.
Scott get's back to Cute/good looking girl's house
Things going good. Then Scott encounters GT memorabilia and runs like hell?
Yup, Pick from options 1 or 2
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I cant believe it. I dont see how that would bring you to leave a girls house thats supposedly "Bad" lol i agree with everyone else.
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Shoulda spread your offense all over the gtech stuff
then throw up the u
walk out
come back and repeat
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So I'm at the bar last night right? I have a few and start talkin to this fiiiiiine lil lady. Absolute model material right? So I buy her a few drinks and we take a cab to her place. We're stumbling around doing the drunken mating ritual when we finally get to her room and get this... It's decked from floor to ceiling with Georgia Tech gear. I've never dropped a lady so fast in my life. Literally dropped her on the floor and walked out. Lmfao!!!

Find a corner and go stand in it.
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
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hurricanes01 said...
Are you serious....
Have you seen his avatar? Scott looks as old as Jermichael Finley
The only reason I say that is because that is Jermichael Finley in his avatar
It's not mean.. Scott started this thread..
He just needs to end it with the rest of the story, thats all.

Lmao!!! I swear that's what happened. She flipped on the lights and it was one of those... Oh hell no moments where I realize I'm in way too deep and she was like hanging onto me because she was drunk and I just dropped her like it was hot. Lol and I'm 23
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